my so-called life

ever remember a time when you stepped in front of a crowd and you started speaking? just when you thought you got it made as the epitome of a smooth talker — you go ahead and destroy that image with saliva spray. (don’t deny it! it happened to you too!) pity the ones who are the recipient of your generous shower. tee hee.

or what about the time when you thought you were dressed to the nines and you suddenly notice that people are looking at you. not just glancing, but really looking.. and you say to yourself, "man, i look damn good today!" — only to find out after taking a look at yourself in the mirror that your fly was open or that your bra was showing. (yaiks. and yet, this story comes too close to home for some people.)

or what about that time when you were walking down the street and you suddenly tripped and almost everyone conveniently had nothing else to do but witness your fall from grace? (blame the stiletto shoes, or the uneven path but never one’s clumsiness. hehe)

mine was much simpler. and while it may not be as comical as these images i have just described, it still is one big joke and i am the punchline.

life is indeed a bitch sometimes…you can’t help but laugh.

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